I'm so sick of you

Funny as SHIT!!!! (although also sometimes true)

Boo - Don't worry, you were never like this (maybe the bit about shaving your back har!!!)

You tell a joke and forget the punchline
Why you always wastin' my time?
Hey baby, trust me,
you just disgust me
You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty
I don't know too many females
Who make a habit of biting their toenails
Wo, every time you call,
you drive me up the wall
Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh craw
lI'm sure we'd be happy together
If onle one thing weren't true
Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you

You drink the milk right from the carton
What are you, in kindergarten?
You're belchin' everywhere,
foulin' up the air
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
You don't have an ounce of class
You're just one big pain in the neck
How much more can I take now
give me a break now
You even snore when you're wide awake now
You tell all your friends we're the perfect couple
Well, maybe you should get a clue'
Cause baby, I yi yi yi yiI'm so sick of you

Baby, you're so nauseatin'I yi yi yi yiI'm so sick of you

And when you softly call my name It's like listenin' to that squeaky chalk sound
And when you look at me that special way It's hard for me to keep my lunch down

And when you askin' me what I'm thinkin', honey, usually I'm thinkin 'How I'd really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape So I wouldn't have to listen to you asking me those stupid questions Over and over again

Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh Gives me a throbbing migraine
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
Until you cam along I nbever dated anyoneThis low on the food chain
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
You've got inhuman body odor
You've got the hair of a boxing promoter
Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butt's made of Jell-O
You woke up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow
I hate the way you crack your knucklesI hate your whiny loser girlfriends too
But mostly I yi yi yi yiI'm so sick of you
Really now, you're aggrivatin'
I yi yi yi yiI'm so sick of you
Not to mention irritatin'
I yi yi yi yiI'm so sick of you
Well, now won't you give my best regards to Satan
I yi yi yi yiI'm so sick of youI'm so sick of you

I'm so sick of youI'm so sick of you

You make me sick

Crazy Entrepreneurial Idea #5

Firstly I apologize to all the fans of Crazy Entrepreneurial Ideas....I've been off the blog for a while...but...I'm Back, with plenty replenished ideas....

And now for...Crazy Entrepreneurial Idea #5.....

The Ticket Dispenser....

People should have the luxury of being able to buy tickets everywhere and anywhere for anything and everything. I believe that Airlines creating E-tickets was the ultimate beginning to an era that will put an end to standing in a queue for concert or movie tickets. But there should also be an automatic ticket dispenser everywhere...A single "Vending Machine" type with multiple terminals...It is also a solution for all those people who are still reluctant to put their credit cards on the internet.

THE TICKET DISPENSER..

Features:

The ticket dispenser is pre-programmed with all movies, concerts, sports events, parties, DJ Nights happening in the city you're in. Once you get to it, you swipe your credit/debit card and submit your choice. You get a printout of your tickets on standard ticket card and off you go to have fun.

This machine can also be programmed to perform railway and subway (Train and metro for some people) bookings, bus ticketing, and...the ultimate...you can book your flight tickets from it as well...It is as convenient as an ATM. Found everywhere, open 24/7 and self service so you do'nt have to deal with that unfriendly customer service agent. (have you noticed how most of them are grouchy????)

So...this idea is probably slight more serious than the previous ones....but that also makes it more difficult, i think i'd sooner be able to set up the "Sex School" than this....

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